reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.
Daniel Radcliffe as Ig Perrish in Horns (2014)
Who eats broccoli with pizza? 💁
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
*has genuine feelings for you but in a really punk rock way*
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.